Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004, 2:31 p.m.: Lolita...

You're Lolita!

by Vladimir Nabokov

Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with

sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every

way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes

this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and

probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.

Please stay away from children.

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